cock chopper

A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.

See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.

by TLO Smudge April 30, 2004

Chopper

This is used to speak about a man’s penis

I have a chopper

by Tamsters :) January 15, 2022

chumpers

a beautiful girl

Molly Lynch is my little chumpers

by Ralphy McGregor April 12, 2004

Chopper with the beam

A. An AK-47 or really any gun with a laser sight.

Lil Uzi (Alfa Romeo AW300)- Got the chopper with the beam, yea!

by lil uzi lyrics October 26, 2016

rodney chopper

A Sunday League footballer who likes to foul alot!

"They are a right bunch of Rodney Choppers."

by Alistair Challans September 13, 2008

Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

Chopper

A versatile word that is generally used to describe someone who is a bit of a goon/ loser. Can also be shortened to chop.

Have you met that Simon bloke? He's a complete chopper!

by Rob In June 3, 2014