Chinese hug

When you get that reach around from your favorite Chinese person or masseuse.

Yo, I got this great Chinese hug at the end of my masseuse session.

by EuroVWGTi April 15, 2016

Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.

Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...

by QABCQ August 22, 2012

Chinese Market

Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.

I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there

by Captains knot October 17, 2018

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

Chinese Cuisine

Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.

“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”

by TheGiant20 May 14, 2018

chinese algebra

a hard type of math

shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

chinese rock

Heroin, or especially heroin from China
also called "Asian white"

"I'm living on chinese rock, all my best things are in hock" - song by Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers

by suckermc5 July 29, 2004