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choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.
I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!
by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014
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Food chest

A chest set aside in minecraft specifically for food. It is also the place you go if you can't seem to find an item.
"Check the food chest for the iron sword"
by Purplejoeler December 2, 2014
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Yeti's Chest

Descriptive of the brambly jungle of snatch thatch, that certain types of Ladies prefer to sport, in the bikini region. Particularly
if they are of the "Dungarees and Birkenstock" persuasion. Much favoured by 1980's Greenham Common traditionalists, and the stereotypical "Bulldyke" variety of Lezza, they often smelled of "Scampi Fries" or Fanny flavoured NikNaks.

Todays hygiene obsessed young Ladies, with their penchent for topiary, and waxing, are unfamiliar with the "Bigmuffs" of the 1970's and 80's, and quite frankly, I would jump out of my skin if confronted unexpectedly with one "Au Naturel" as it were. I'd be looking around for something to kill it with, before I was relaxed enough to confront a big hairy growler like that. **Shudders**
This is the tale, of Bertha Boot,
who bought a brand new bathing suit,
When she goes swimming in the water,
You see things you didn't oughta,

May Day morning, Whitby Bay,
her nipples stood out, plain as day!
But down below, the view is best,
Her Chuff is like a Yeti's Chest!
by BadBeast March 25, 2010
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Rub It On Your Chest

Another way of saying "whatever" if someone says something you dont care much to hear.
Person 1: I think you should apologize for what you said....
Person 2: Rub it on your chest.
by Adiktd May 27, 2007
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cheetahsphere

A hemisphere shaped cloud of feces.
Matt: "I just cheetah spotted the call center bathroom toilet so bad. I could feel the recoil from the cheetahsphere when I was blasting that dook."
by thejammonster October 1, 2008
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chestburger

1. n. - the act of shitting on anothers stomach and/or core region during sex, usually under the influence of alcohol and/or crazy bitches syndrome
2. n. - one who gives chestburgers
1. I heard they were about to get dirty and she gave him a big old chestburger.
2. Hey, did you know? He's a chestburger!
by psychadelicatessen January 27, 2009
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Chest Boners

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners
by Shumpster December 31, 2010
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