rusty caterpillar

The way your penise looks after anal sex with someone who has diareha

After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.

by Redbeard51185 September 8, 2018

Creepy Caterpillars

A Creepy Caterpillar is a little mangy fucker that goes right for the knee caps.they hunt in packs of 3 and half.You can tell if it’s a creepy caterpillar by there yodeling scream of our agony.They are also quite hairy and are usually a pasty skin color.

Guy 1:Did you see those Creepy Caterpillars over there?

Guy 2 :bruh those were ladies .

Guy 1: Creepy Caterpillars are pasty hairy and mangy..those were Creepy Caterpillars.

by Zangybangy851191 August 21, 2019

Independent catering

A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff

Person 1: i got a chicken burger from independent catering
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect

by I want to commit toaster bath March 12, 2021

Emma Caterina

Emma Caterina is a beautiful young woman, probably a European. She gives off french or Italian vibes and has beautiful eyes. She likes to be alone and is always judging everyone she meets, she will secretly only stand like 5 people. She values family and being cultured, she loves learning and is very smart. She IS THE ONE AND ONLY MAIN CHARACTER.

-Wow I would love to get to know Emma Caterina, she's so mysterious.
-Don't. She's a bitch.

-Her tits are so perky thoooooooooooo

by evangelineeeeyyykjjjjj April 30, 2021

Spicy Caterpillar

When a girl sucks hot sauce off a hairy boner.

I gave her my spicy caterpillar last night and she cried.

by Thewhitechild January 17, 2022

Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).

Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

full as a caterpillars sock drawer

to be full,

multiple, many
crammed

I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

by legseleven December 6, 2013