chandle

To chandle is to deposit an unlikely condiment on said food item.

If you were to put ketchup on your French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to put peanut butter on your baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way is this connected with the Mathew Perry character from Friends.

by Eric and Vince July 29, 2008

Chander

The chandiest of chands, particularly a cwam. If not a scwam, they're chill.

Are you Chander?

by CwandisWandis October 23, 2020

chandersen

masturbating while crying and using ones tears for lubrication.

"Did you see chad get shot down making pass at that hottie?" "Yeah, I bet he goes home and chandersens himself"-

by mean_fingrr February 8, 2010

chandlor

A badass mother fucker with a attitude. But he is a great guy to hang with and date. Meaning just say yes and date him

Man he's a Chandlor isn't he?

Yes he is.

by Bück August 1, 2015

Chandlerism

A religion in which believes in the almighty chandler and the number one even more almighty, God.

“Yes, Yes I do follow Chandlerism, in the chible, in chandleronomy 33:14 it says “the sexy man, chandler will come and bounce thy ass upon request and leave after you have ejaculated semen on them thick ass cheeks.”

by ChandlerismFollowe72 March 18, 2021

chandersakera

a sri lankan god with a 30 inch horse cock that will pound you so hard your ass will be a well.

guy" my arse hurts from the chandersakera last night"

by wright-phillips October 27, 2018

Chandley

A Chandley is someone who an “acting” friend and provides no value to the environment. A “fake” individual.
Personalized Analogy

You are acting like a Chandley

by Newlikeplastic June 16, 2023