by Mixboi305 May 22, 2019

Champagne Noir is a Seductive Apéritif...
Equal parts:
Cognac
Framboise
Chamboard
Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with
Champagne. Cheers!
Equal parts:
Cognac
Framboise
Chamboard
Next drop in a few Black Raspberries, and Fill glass with
Champagne. Cheers!
I want something to drink, but i don't know what?
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.
Bartender : Do you like wine, or spirits?
Both.
Try a Champagne Noir, It's Dark, and Strong, but still Light, and Bubbly.
by MrHollandsOpusOne November 8, 2010

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.
This can be a solo or a joint effort.
This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or
How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
Or
How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”
by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

a waste of money and/or resources
by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
by J/M/C June 3, 2023

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024

A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.
Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"
by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016
