CADDY

A 30something to 50something man of modest to respectable accomplishment who lands an attractive but no longer hot
female.She's either been buried in her own professional
accomplishments and finally looked up to find those men she
competes with are only interested in "young n'tight"...Or she's badly overplayed her hand and now finds that the trips to Tahiti and leased Benzos are'nt part of the picture anymore at that 30something range.In steps the CADDY.To him-she's quite a catch.To her-he will just have to do."Here...hold my purse while I try these shoes on."

CHICK:"Alberto!...how nice to see you!(hug)Hope everything is
well."
CADDY:"Who was that?"
CHICK:"Just a dear friend from my investment banking days in
New York.Don't forget my shopping bags."

by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005

Chadding

When you promise to get your friends back after they've helped you, but you fail to follow through. To screw someone over after they've helped you.

I'm tired of him always chadding me over.

by Charchardog April 29, 2020

Cum Caddy

A person that assists in your orgasm and may even give pointers on how to cum easier, take longer or may not know jack and are there only for a summer job anyways.

John used his cum caddy to make life easier on himself.

by deniedcorpse October 14, 2009

caddy

cool. stylin'. spectacular.

Central Illinois slang in the 1960's and 1970's. Possibly still in use.

Did you hear the Portishead album? It's pretty caddy!

Did you see Jimbo dive off that cliff and almost hit the rock? It was caddy!!!

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

Choddy Fig

Absolutely anything you want it to mean.

" that boy is such a choddy fig"

by John kneecaps August 20, 2016

chuddy

The giving of a lift on the back of one's bike

Need to get to the station quick? Come on, I'll give you a chuddy.

by Jacob and Noam September 14, 2006

Caddy Shacking

When you dress up like a golfer and have "golf themed" anal sex while watching golf on television.

If your lover, mistress, partner, or friend is an avid fan of the sport of golf it is suggested that you incorporate Caddy Shacking into the act of watching golf on television. Caddy Shacking is an anal sex party game, where you must announce the events that are occurring on TV while having anal sex.

Recipient: I need to pull the pin (butt-plug) out before you try to sink the putt.
Giver: I need to line up this putt so I can get a good, long, and a solid stroke.

by Cocktavious Vagsquirten October 16, 2011