cave slave

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Cave cousins

Two people that vaguely know each other ( co-workers, have the same class, etc) and have had sex with the same person.

I didn’t know Dave and I were cave cousins until we were chatting in the break room

by Charles Rizzman December 19, 2022

Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014

cave kitty

A caver who does not like wet caves.

John is such a cave kitty, he complained the entire time we were in Carnegie Cave.

by Crusty_Caver December 3, 2021

cream cave

Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.

And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.

by CraftyWordsmith June 2, 2016

sweat cave

The sweat that usually forms under your ballsack.

Bro my sweat cave is on an other level right now!

by Black254Devil July 4, 2022

cave bat

Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.

Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.

by LazyEyeLarry July 2, 2017