Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.

"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."

by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017

bitch with a capital bitch

Someone so bitchy that the term "bitch" does not adequately describe them.

Man, that chick was a bitch with a capital bitch!

by Dirgo January 21, 2006

Capital H

When two guys are with a girl. The girl is on her hands and knees in the middle and there are guys on either end of her enjoying the moment. From the side it looks like a capital H

Things got a little wild with Mary. Paul and I had her in the "Capital H" for an hour last night.

by CalDundidit November 4, 2008

Calista

Greek meaning "most beautiful". Usually comes with black hair and brown skin with dark brown eyes. Shy and then loud once you get to know her. Very rare name and very rare person. Calista's should be praised, so praise them if you come across one.

Person: "Who is that?"
Kaitlynn: "that's Calista! All hail Calista!

by xxyatiyatiYEETxx May 11, 2019

Capitol Heights

Capitol Heights is a sprawling area where drug dealing and gun violence takes place nightly in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Criminals frequently commit armed carjackings and robberies in Capitol Heights, Maryland. Capitol Heights Crew is the primary gang in Capitol Heights. Gun battles frequently take place in Capitol Heights between the police and thugs. In September 2013, the Capitol Heights Metro Stop was determined to be the most violent metro station in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Large fights involving urban youth are common in Capitol Heights when school lets out and in the evening time. Capitol Heights is so violent that kids are shot walking to school. Nobody is safe in Capitol Heights. On the corner of Larchmont Ave and Emo Ave, someone wrote "Kill Whitey" on the side of the building. Capitol Heights is so corrupt, that the Hillside Firehouse located on Larchmont Ave was closed.

The homies in Capitol Heights got the choppa ready for tonight. They gonna do battle with the boyz from DC.

by DMV Crypt Keeper October 12, 2013

cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

by doctor doom December 2, 2003

Slurpee Capital of the World

The Slurpee Capital of the World is the city inwhich consumes the most slurpees in the world compared to many other cities.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World.

by Kipperkell January 11, 2010