Just about the dumbest game in the modern world. People come begging to their friends on Facebook for lives and take the game way too seriously. Most adults who are trying to be impressive play. Also is known as Candy Crack because it is so addictive.
Person 1: "Sweetie have you started dinner?"
Person 2: "I'M PLAYING CANDY CRUSH. LET ME BEAT THE LEVEL!"
Person 1: *silently backs away*
Person 2: "I'M PLAYING CANDY CRUSH. LET ME BEAT THE LEVEL!"
Person 1: *silently backs away*
by k1798 December 25, 2013
Get the Candy Crushmug. by Pyocks12 April 3, 2008
Get the candy partymug. "Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg off!!"
"Goddamnit soldier! Eat this Ranger Candy, and suck it up!!"
"Goddamnit soldier! Eat this Ranger Candy, and suck it up!!"
by The Jonathan November 18, 2007
Get the Ranger Candymug. Prison slang for someone who’s easily beaten down or taken advantage of.
Primarily used by prisoners doing time at Pelican Bay State Prison, in California.
Primarily used by prisoners doing time at Pelican Bay State Prison, in California.
by chingon420 May 27, 2006
Get the soft candymug. by Sabri.Nic April 4, 2017
Get the Man Candymug. 1. An attractive body that causes one to become sexually aroused.
2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.
2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.
1. "Back off! This boner candy is mine!"
1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."
1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."
2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"
2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.
2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.
1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."
1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."
2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"
2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.
2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.
by Gaywolf November 11, 2006
Get the Boner candymug. man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.
by SEKSCI April 12, 2010
Get the man candymug.