calvin

the biggest christian BOT in the world

YOUR SUCH A CALVIN

by BREDIAZ23 March 16, 2020

calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

Calvin

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)

Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”

by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024

Calvin

His hands are small, just like his....

"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"

by emilydikinson January 12, 2024

calvin sununu

Having a long penis

He has a Calvin Sununu

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Calvin Thomas

Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.

Look there go Calvin Thomas on the court playing basketball.

by HotDog56 February 19, 2021

Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023