Callum Thomas

A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.
That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas
by Tsutto July 10, 2020
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Callum Mcdonald

He likes pies and men.
Hey, Thats Callum Mcdonald! Is he eating pies, or men?
by hmmmmmmmmnmmmmm June 17, 2022
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callum mccrossan

Person1: Do you know Callum McCrossan

Person 2: Yeah he's a prick

Aquaman: True True
by An unknown being September 13, 2016
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Callum Wingate

Callum Wingate is a man that will push anyones nan down the stairs, whether that be a dying one, a healthy one or a one that’s just had a new grandson or granddaughter. He is relentless, but he has rickets
OH MY GOD MY NAN DIED!! WHO WAS IT? CALLUM WINGATE
by The alpha Jew March 29, 2022
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Callum marshall

Proper hot piffting has a huge horses cock definitely over 10 inch’s

Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock

Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor
by Mullac November 22, 2021
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Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.
"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"
by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023
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callum harley

Callum Harley is one of the best people in the world. He’s my only source of happiness and I’m glad to have him in my life. He’s legit the life of my life. He’s cute, kind, gentle and talented. I’ve known him for two years now and I’ve loved him ever since. He’s the most amazing boy you’d ever meet. To know and love this guy you must be the luckiest person in the world. Especially to have him feel the same way. He’s the only thing that keeps me going and I appreciate him despite all our ups and downs. I could never lose him.
by Georgialeigh February 20, 2020
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