Calamari

Italian slang for "thats crazy!'

Caalaamaaaree!!!

Ya man that was felonious!

by Steen November 11, 2004

Calabash Nigga

One of them "oh shit u don't fuck with them" people.

Them Calabash Niggas don't play.

by dat nigga dat dude September 14, 2011

calabalous

a retarded lesbien with a dirty pussy

by Paige September 2, 2003

Calamitas

Some really funny internet guy.

Hey, have you heard Calamitas' new joke? It was awesome!

by Errratas May 1, 2020

Pussy Calamity

A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.

Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.

by Nodim October 24, 2007

Calamity

A very gay kid, That listens to pussy punk rock and posts at SilentAggression.net

That calamity, He sure is gay

by Calamity'sMyHoe April 14, 2005

Calamari Cocktail

The act of taking a shot of liquor out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised man

Remember that shank from the bar last night? She took a calamari cocktail off me!

by MuffRyder February 9, 2023