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clacker

I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.
by louis October 17, 2001
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kidney cracker

Bob hit me with his kidney cracker
by darryl February 5, 2003
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wheat cracker

The blackest white person you will ever meet.
That cop let me off with only a warning. Man, he is a real wheat cracker.
by BobertPhillupsy August 6, 2007
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cracker snacker

An African-American(Male or Female) that date and or gets pleasure with light colored people aka caucasian people.
Tineka-Girl I didn't know that Seal was married to Heidi Klum.
Quashaunda- Bitch, where you been, he's always been a cracker snacker, he don't like chocolate milk.
Tineka- Heffa I thought about bein' a cracka snacka, I'm terred of ghetto, ass niggas hoe k!
Quashaunda- Gurl, I uhhhgreee, but I will cut yo ass if you talk to me like that again.
by Whooty36/24/48 August 10, 2010
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Cracker-San

A very righteous Cracker of sorts who loves to spew their thoughts and beliefs. Unfortunately most of these thoughts and beliefs espoused tend to come from complete ignorance and/or complete lack of understanding. Has a air of preacher in them and needs to communicate one's own beliefs and opinions as much as possible while trying to belittle anyone who disagrees with them.

More often the Crackers-san hates science, since it's filled with those darn tootin facts that keep proven the Cracker-san wrong. But remember, the Cracker-san will never admit defeat and will continue to argue stating everything is a just an opinion and of course the Cracker-san's opinion is always right.
Well at least right in the Cracker-san's opinion.
ABV: The Immaculate Conception isn't even fully understood by most Christians, much less Catholics. But let me tell you . . .

Twit: Preach on Cracker-san, Preach on!
by Das Twit November 11, 2009
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Fudge Cracker

An insult, and noun commonly used to define a person that is a pest among one's peers. Can also be used as an expression to exclaim one's distress.
"You fudge cracker!" or "Ahh, fudge crackers, I dropped my pencil!"
by #1Stereotype January 10, 2010
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Hungry Clackers

As coined by Australian comedian Hannah Gadsby. Hungry Clackers describes the way pants will ride up into your crotch while walking if you have large thighs that rub together.

'Clackers' is a pleasant reference to the external female genitalia. The 'hungry' part is referring to the way it kinda seems like the crotch is trying to stuff as much of the pants into itself as it can. This is not dissimilar to how one would shove a large amount of food into their mouth when hungry.
"While i enjoy the idea of a stroll along the beach, I am afraid my hungry clackers are making the reality of a long walk quite unpleasant".

"woah check out my hungry clackers; my regular length pants just became 3/4 pants"
by Posing A Threat May 14, 2010
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