Crayons

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

by Not Zane September 21, 2004

break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.

"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."

by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007

Crapon

Crapon is a phenomenon that happens to some males whilst taking a dump. It's reported that some guys get so turned on by the feeling of dropping logs into the toilet they get a hard on. In some circumstances they actually shoot a small amount of jizz.

Andy: Hey Gaz, Greg, I've just been to the toilet and dropped my load, it felt so good I got a boner and shot my load. It's called a Crapon.
Happened to you guys before?
Gaz: nope
Greg: nope

by Andy-crapon January 30, 2016

crayonflux

the best poster to ever bless the internet, has a huge fanbase and followers. The god of twitter and formspring as well as rapmusic.com's godfather. Been schoolin niggas since 06

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www.formspring.me/crayonflux

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by LakeOfFire May 24, 2010

crayola

the bestestest colouring fantabuals in the world

wow i got my crayola crayons 4 sum munys at woolworths:D yay go me!

by nikki August 10, 2003

crayonized

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.

by dale338 October 19, 2009

Crayola Brigade

Douche canoes who snowboard wearing very bright, crayon-like colors, usually traveling in packs. Also, members of the crayola brigade think they are awesome snowboarders, when they actually suck.

Here comes the crayola brigade. What a bunch of douchebags.

by recneps90 September 2, 2010