crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.
I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.
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Crap Tent

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.
by chlojen January 19, 2009
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have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels
Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.
by summergal March 27, 2015
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Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
by Duece79 September 02, 2016
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crap duster

(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.
"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"
by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007
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Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.
The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.
by ShockaRocka June 01, 2018
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victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.
"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!
by buster7 March 08, 2007
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