cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.

We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.

by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009

Cattee

An all around awesome ass person. A person who is READY for the zombie Apocalypse and cant wait to kick some ass!

He loves zombies.. thats a cattee!

by heylookimjamie October 6, 2011

Cattle Chute

Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.

The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.

Did they call our row for boarding yet?

Yep, everybody down the cattle chute!

by Braniff747 September 28, 2012

Cattleprodding

The act of stimulating your anus with a Cattle Prod.

"Hey Clem wanna go to the movies?"
"Sorry guys I can't, I was just Cattleprodding so hard that I can't feel my anus now"

by BigJamie88 July 30, 2016

cattoshaggo

when two cats share a bed and they spoon & hump each other with pleasure.

my daughter walked in on our cats having a cattoshaggo

by sugardaddyyyyy October 28, 2017

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.

"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."

by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018