by JoHn CeNa21 November 30, 2017
Get the pike countymug. Whole bunch of thots drug dealers and junkies niggas and bitches outchea playin laser tag wit stds but it’s #lit haha
by H3rrbo February 13, 2019
Get the Brevard countymug. Marin County summed up:
- The old bearded hippie who drives a beat-up Peugeot station wagon and does Simon & Garfunkel covers is actually a multimillionaire.
- They claim to be liberals, but are visibly uncomfortable around people of color.
- There are more Porsche 911s than there are Black people.
- No good Asian food, except for maybe 3 restaurants.
- Only Tam, Marin Academy, Redwood, Branson and to some extent, Marin Catholic are relevant.
- The only immigrants here are your friends' Swedish, Dutch or German moms or French, British or Italian dads.
- Houses may be ugly 80s leftovers, but they're still worth $5 million.
- Kids turn into druggies or alcoholics before their sixteenth birthdays, and their parents let them.
- Your dad is in a band, mountain bikes, and has an old BMW or Porsche.
- Your mom teaches yoga, has a Patagonia puffer and only shops at farmers' markets.
- The old bearded hippie who drives a beat-up Peugeot station wagon and does Simon & Garfunkel covers is actually a multimillionaire.
- They claim to be liberals, but are visibly uncomfortable around people of color.
- There are more Porsche 911s than there are Black people.
- No good Asian food, except for maybe 3 restaurants.
- Only Tam, Marin Academy, Redwood, Branson and to some extent, Marin Catholic are relevant.
- The only immigrants here are your friends' Swedish, Dutch or German moms or French, British or Italian dads.
- Houses may be ugly 80s leftovers, but they're still worth $5 million.
- Kids turn into druggies or alcoholics before their sixteenth birthdays, and their parents let them.
- Your dad is in a band, mountain bikes, and has an old BMW or Porsche.
- Your mom teaches yoga, has a Patagonia puffer and only shops at farmers' markets.
by henry1272838442 March 25, 2023
Get the Marin Countymug. A county in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, California. It is infested with a toxic mixture of rednecks and city slickers and they occasionally go to war over parking spaces. Watch out ElDo, we got a freaking movie theater! Yeah, you heard it, a singular movie theater!
Girl 1: I heard Amador County is full a rednecks.
Redneck: HORSR HORSE I LUV HORse
Guy who just moved in from Folsom: What the FUCK is a frog jump???
Redneck: HORSR HORSE I LUV HORse
Guy who just moved in from Folsom: What the FUCK is a frog jump???
by Exxen Oxen March 31, 2022
Get the Amador Countymug. Basically a Hicksville with a complimentary mix of thots, SoundCloud rappers, and middle class mom who think brookside is high class. A solid 5 things to do on the weekend in the whole county.
Where are you from ?
Fauquier county wbu
Did you say fuck-queer county ??
Nooooo FAUQUIER
Fack-here ?
Nvm
Fauquier county wbu
Did you say fuck-queer county ??
Nooooo FAUQUIER
Fack-here ?
Nvm
by Yo mom June 11, 2019
Get the fauquier countymug. A county full of white redneck (imbred) trash. Kids there will give each other (blowjobs) or jack each other off. Overall don’t go to Banks County.
1 - Hey man wanna go jerk each other off in he Banks County bathrooms?
2 - That sounds like a great idea!
2 - That sounds like a great idea!
by Thatonefatkid96 October 16, 2019
Get the Banks Countymug. Meth Capital of the east coast
by biggie_fatt May 31, 2018
Get the Randolph Countymug.