Crustopher Columbus is when you are the first to discover the discharge crust in a woman's panties. When one discovers the panties of ew in 1492.
Bro, I'm Crustopher Columbus. This girl had discharge crust all up in them panties! It smelled like a warm turtle tank and helicopter smoke!
by Mophew April 10, 2025
Get the Crustopher Columbusmug. Chomos everywhere in Columbus, KS
by TwoTokez420 January 17, 2025
Get the Columbus, ksmug. The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.
My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.
by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017
Get the columbus cauliflowermug. a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service
man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?
where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.
where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.
by Tedmo January 26, 2022
Get the Columbus Mississippimug. Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024
Get the Columbus Dick Suckermug. by lani4127 November 27, 2021
Get the Jonah Columbus Boydmug. Verb:
Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...
This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.
Much like Columbus didn't actually do anything more meaningful than manage to get lost, avoid being mutinied and narrowly escape dying by "discovering" the Americas...
This term describes the shameless appropriation of something that has been recognized as done widely by many folks already and being claimed as "discovered" by this new Tik Tok generation because some so called "influencer" posted it on a TikTok and shared it to Facebook in an effort for internet fame and clout by going viral.
So I saw this TikTok last night, this girl was like "Ice cream is good, and I love root beer. I mixed them together and OMG you guys!!! It's actually good!" This bish is really gonna "Columbus" root beer floats?!?
by Weezy45813 May 30, 2024
Get the Columbusmug.