coghole

1. the hole between your butt cheeks where shit comes out
2. a stupid asshole of a person
3. someone who is of low intelligence, whom you can't trust

Did you see what Joe squirted out of his coghole last night? Yeah, what a coghole to do that in front of everyone.

by Deanz October 5, 2006

Coga

Chafing Of Groin Area.

Often occurs when shorts are too short or jeans are too tight in the crotch/hip/upper-leg region.

Prevention: Purchasing shorts or jeans that aren't one size to small.

Cure: Sweat pants; Baby powder; Lotion.

*Severe cases may cause irritated red, dry skin imprinted from seam lines and pockets.

Susie: "After swimming in my size double zero daisy dukes and walking a mile through the field, that Coga really started getting the best of me."
Jenna: "That's why I brought my bikini and a pair of sweat pants."

Will: "I wore a pair of girls' jeans today and that Coga was kicking my ass!"
Nathan: "That's why I shop in the men's department."

by Elliot.p.Gartucci June 23, 2011

cognitive function

Brain power

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"

by Dick ThunderSword May 11, 2015

Cogget

An unpredictable human that is cross-bread between a cockroach and a maggot, whose mission in life is to spread filth and lies.

Only a cogget would say such things.
She is such a cogget.

by Uncle Cunty May 13, 2018

coglianese

A douche bag who rapes computers

Cog is such a Coglianese

by Coglianese March 23, 2008

cognizent pickle

a pickle that is cognizent of its surroundings. it is able to subtract that which exists from that which does not exist and maintain a meager form of existance.

someone with long black hair and weird fingernails is a cognizent pickle.

by richard free man July 10, 2006

cognizance

The awareness that one is just a replaceable cog in the workforce of a large corporation.

Significant other, "Honey, how did it go at work today?"
Tired worker's response, "Cognizance!"

by l.c.sparky December 12, 2008