cockbig-19

A moniker for covid-19 that teen boys think is hilarious

13 yo #1: Yo bro why were you out of school yesterday
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics

by b@dch0ices October 21, 2020

Anti-cockblock Brigade

A Group of individuals dedicated to the extinction and eradication of cockblocking entirely.

Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"

Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"

by ACBBGuy1 December 8, 2009

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

cockbite

A complete loser, waste of life.

What a fucking cockbite.

by ranch111 March 12, 2003

cockblock

A person who blocks the 'cock' from reaching its intended destination.

Stop being such a cockblock, he's trying to 'bag' her.

by apparentlymyname isbeingusedby January 26, 2009

cockbitch

Ladies who love the cock

I didnt bring this up for air, cockbitch.

by Marty Rapeka February 4, 2003

cockbath

One who's mouth is so frequently used for sucking penises that they can be described a "bath" for cocks, hence "cockbath."

What's up, cockbath?

by Reverend Beastly September 13, 2008