rochdale cocktail

A cocktail created mid session, contains 1 part sprite/lemonade 1 part orange juice, the rest full proof vodka. Served up in a pint glass, garnished with a cocktail umberella and an E.

Girly I'm absolutley smoked. Knock us up a Rochdale cocktail.

by Smokeypredator March 18, 2017

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

prairie cocktail

A fancy Midwest drink consisting of bud light, tomato juice and olives.

Bartender Kyle made me a Prairie Cocktail. It was delicious.

by StiltsInSoDak December 20, 2012

eye cocktail

A very attractive waitress or bartender.

The drinks there are overpriced. But you're really paying for the eye cocktail.

by HenryThe8th September 20, 2009

Faggotti Cocktail

(pronounced: fe GOT tee) Any mixed drink that is pink or red in color and involves whipped cream and decorative fruit, and is consumed by a gay OR straight male. Usually worse when some supposedly straight guy (or Fag Snack) is busted drinking one.

"Holy shit Todd...what is that...some kind of Faggotti Cocktail???" (Followed by immense uproar and laughter in the bar.)

by Matty B. May 19, 2006