clutch gorilla

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.

John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.

by BonerSunday August 29, 2014

clutchplayoffstats

When someone shits the bed during playoffs

Clutch went 17-41 on solar hatdpoint that's some Clutchplayoffstats

by Clutchplayoffstats November 24, 2015

clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim December 9, 2015

clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.

" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"

by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017

clutch nugs

Someone who can constantly clutch a supreme clutch boy who get all the shots.

Hay Yo man clutch nugs.

by RealE-Money January 30, 2018

clutch beta

Good advice. May be used sincerely or sarcastically. The term "beta" originates in the rock climbing community, where it refers to a preferred sequence of moves to successfully climb a route. See also protip and lifehack.

Alice: The highway is always backed up here. I like to take the next exit and use the surface streets.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.

by drbronner February 26, 2018

Clutchslap

A slap across the cheek by a friend with a clutch purse.

Tory clutchslapped me in the club when I remembered everyone’s drink order except for hers.

by Bruiser121 March 3, 2019