major chess

The act of being moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, sophisticated process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a Major Chess player themselves

Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now, this was MAJOR Chess

by MajorChess October 10, 2019

stupid chess

People who feel they are superior to people but are uneducated.

I hate stupid chess because people have lost the ability to teach themselves.

Stupid chess is not something you choose to play.

by Best matty April 8, 2024

Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.

Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.

by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023

Urban Chess

Urban Chess is what one is playing when snitching. Urban Chess means someone is informing on activities others in the community turn a blind eye to, for their own reasons.

Darrel: "Dashawn been playing urban chess with the police again"
James: "Someone should cap his ass"

by LitBoiXO June 4, 2022

Dego Chess

To tell a beaner named Diego to play chess with you.

DEGO CHESS

by Spiegg September 20, 2023

Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.

Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Chess Battle Advanced

1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.

1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.

by reddipsauce June 11, 2024