A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.
by IRStinkee March 06, 2019
Chronic Bitchianism Syndrome
The popular and growing mindset that a girl has to be a rude, uncaring and indecent to be "cool"
The popular and growing mindset that a girl has to be a rude, uncaring and indecent to be "cool"
Girl A:holy shit! look at Lola! She just cussed the life outta her bf right b4 throwing her bags in face! She got guts!
Girl B: Nah. she's got Chronic BS
Girl B: Nah. she's got Chronic BS
by Avaloniagirl September 01, 2021
A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.
Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"
by chronic.fail May 30, 2011
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by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003
when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.
Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.
Girl 2: He's chronically single.
Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?
Girl 2: He's chronically single.
Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?
by theColonel94 February 05, 2010