Chimp

When you are a guy and you like it when a girl eats out of your ass

Girl- Are you a chimp
Guy- Hell ya I fuck with that shit hard

by ice boi December 19, 2017

chimp it

Throw your own poop

Go chimp it you monkey bitch

by Nadia Loveband October 14, 2017

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

Chimp You Out

When Curtis and Henry Finley squad up and knock the fuck out of you

Better watch the fuck out before we chimp you out

by Chimp you out October 6, 2016

Chimp

A rare mixture of someone who is both a Chad and a Simp.

Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"

by Sad Crab November 28, 2020

Chimp

they drown in water

In water, chimps will drown

by TheA6Max January 2, 2021

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021