Guy 1: Remember when Brian donating half his lottery winnings to charity?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him
Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him
Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp
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Get the Chimp You Out mug.A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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Get the Chimp mug.Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.
“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”
“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”
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Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Bubba: Ima looking for my sistah, have you seen her?
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
by ccenc March 9, 2016
Get the chimp lips mug.the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
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