Your average Chicago teen can range from the preppies to the stoners or they can be a combo. Your preppies usually go to iggy and that few that go to Loyola They enjoy going to midtown and getting brunch. But sometimes you get the uneducated DePaul and Mount Carmel kids that are just annyoing and like to fight eachother.The preppy guys are complete asshols. The stoners go to all schools especially lane. Smoke on the lawn at Clark or oz. They wear urban outfitters pants some sort of shirt and of course a chrome backpack. They often stain stores and have wierd ass Instagram pages. For the inbetweeners, they are known as clout chasers. These overally social people hu to gain clout and just try to make their lives seem like a blast. This category is what most people fall into especially dem white girls who enjoy taking photos at the ledge. They also LOVE lolla more than the average person. Also, there are the random school like Parker and Latin that nobody really seems to care for.But, when these groups come together they fit perfectly. It gets juicy but Chicago teens are the best.
by mcchicken69 November 16, 2018
Having sex with your best friends sister while taking a shit back and forth and eating sausage while your racist grandma reads dutch love poetry to you
While in Chicago, Illinois Johnny decided to have a Chicago Honeymoon since he was there with Stephanie.
by ThunderKawK January 09, 2017
The Chicago Bears
by Goonerbear93 May 02, 2010
Major League Baseball team in the amazing city of Chicago, Illinois. Though they've had a lack of winning the World Series for a long, long time, they're not always that bad a team and have a history winning a lot of games (Though they do really suck some times). I'm a true Cubs fan and I'm not some Sox hater either, they're just another Chicago team to me, and they're fine.
by JohnChorleyCubsBullsBlackhawks June 22, 2012
The act of insterting a man's penis into a woman's vagina during her menstrual period. When his penis is covered in blood, the man insterts his penis into the woman's anus. When he removes his penis, it looks as if the woman was shot and is bleeding.
by JonnyChicago April 20, 2009
by Simpkill February 16, 2016
When a carpenter is hammering a nail into some wood and the head of his hammer misses the nail and hits the surrounding wood, it makes a small depression there in the shape of the hammer head. That is a Chicago Rosette.
1) Careful on that last piece of oak there boys, we don't want the customer seeing any Chicago Rosettes.
2) Who's the dumbshit who left a Chicago Rosette on that moulding?!
2) Who's the dumbshit who left a Chicago Rosette on that moulding?!
by Don Garb July 13, 2005