splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye
i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)
by Jon G April 11, 2005
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sleeper cell

this happens when you stay the night at someone's house, and the next morning while in the shower; you accidently cum on the louffa hanging from the faucet.
"she doesn't know how she got pregnant, must have been a sleeper cell"
by 1/2RICAN November 11, 2009
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brain cells

Useless matter. More useful when replaced with air.
by drgreenthumb January 05, 2008
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splinter cell

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.
The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.
by cyanide_chewing_gum March 30, 2005
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splinter cell

One of the most over rated games I have ever played. Okay maybe that is a little harsh. It does have great graphics but many have said that it is better than Hideo Kojima's brilliant Metal gear Solid series when in reality it does not do anything that hasn't been done before. It is not even as good. The game is so linear. If an alarm is rang then the missions is over. That sucks. Not nearly as good as metal Gear Solid. I give it a 6.5/10
by Okita-Sama March 14, 2005
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cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.
Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.
by Alli in wonderland October 13, 2007
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cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation
sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming
by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 06, 2005
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