Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Moist Butthole

When certain men become aroused, they secrete lubricating pheremones from their anal cavity.

After transformers I had some serious MOIST BUTTHOLE.

by Dr. Luong Wang November 15, 2011

buttholio

Someone who is a butthole but very holy at the same time.

Ex: the pope was being a huge buttholio early today.

by buttholio-creator August 26, 2013

Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2

Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.

by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015

butthead

Hey Beavis...I just like, thought of something. It was pretty cool.

Huhuhuh, yeah. We're old.

by die nigger July 12, 2003

Buttheadbootycrack

A word my five year old sister made up. It can be used to tell someone that they are unintellegent, or that they smell like butt. Also is a very fun word to say if you say it as fast as you can over and over again.

Gosh lenny you're such a buttheadbootycrack.

Ew jenny get away from me you smell like buttheadbootycrack.

by ofelia tit April 13, 2008