Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

G.I. system butthole clearing brawl

This is a phrase used to explain explosive diarrhea.

Last night after I got home from the bar my insides were engaged in a G.I. system butthole clearing brawl. It really took a lot out of me...literally.

by Infamous R January 22, 2011

Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.

Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.

by DerAlmighty October 6, 2020

blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014

Butthole

(Buhtt-hohl)

1. An evacuation route for solid waste, and gas.

2. A term of endearment for ones sister.

Brother: "Hey butthole, what are you up to?"

Sister: "Nothing much big brother. I love you."

Brother: "I love you too butthole."

by Glory Man U February 3, 2010

Butthole

The little, tight, but moist hole in between your butt cheeks that is used to stick things in like penises and Tim`s dad`s hand.

Tim`s dad totally stuck his whole hand in my butthole last band practice.

by Aarons Mom December 15, 2008