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jiz bucket

A person who holds copious amounts of jiz in their various bodily orifaces due to promiscuous and skanky behavior.

also cum tank
The bitch that fucked the football team is a real jiz bucket.
by tboner September 30, 2005
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chinese basket trick

It is a sex position where the woman is positioned in a sex swing and the man/dildo/woman with strap on is lyin on the ground. Instead of the normal in/out motion of "normal" sex, the woman spins around on the mans dick.
Omg! Last night she rode me like a merry-go-round hangin from the ceiling, chinese basket trick style!
by live2love2laugh September 10, 2013
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Mr. Bucket

verb, The act of putting ones balls in another's mouth. The victim may be conscious or unconscious. (It is a reference to the children's game "Mr. Bucket", which consisted of multiple children finding and picking up colored balls and placing them into the head of a moving talking bucket and he would spit them out for the kids to pick up once more.) also see teabagging
"Hey you better not sleep, because I'm going to Mr. Bucket you tonight, biatch!"

"Say hello to my little friend, Mr. Bucket..."
by JFerg November 28, 2007
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bucket dipper

A firstgrade term describing somebody who is extremely mean.
Timmy stole my pencil, he is such a bucket dipper.
by Crusty Pickles February 23, 2011
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St. John's Basketball

Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.

Head Coach: Steve Lavin

2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation
Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!

John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.

Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!
by stjjjj August 1, 2011
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Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
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dick bucket

a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo
see claire over there, shes a right dick bucket we have all had her
by mikey b5000 January 7, 2008
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