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Gary Bullshit

A man of simple intelect, who embelishes inane shat to gain favour and sympathy
Ooh check him out hes a right gary bullshit
by El Badass February 28, 2009
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Bullshit Man

A superhero who can detect ball shit up too 1million miles away
"i think your lying"
In flys bullshit man

"thats bullshit fucking bullshit
by knobberballs February 18, 2015
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Blue Bunny Bullshit

When something is just preposterously ridiculous, that you must add the extra "blue bunny" to the beginning of the phrase.

with it origins stemming from an incident involving a lack of honey mustard for chicken fingers due to a grand miscommunication between a customer and a snack bar whore while in the presence of Blue Bunny Ice Cream, blue bunny bullshit has stemmed into a prevalent exclamation at Archmere Academy thanks to the help of Bumblebee the Helsinki Street Rat
"I can't believe that he got DQ'd for being a ginger at the track meet"
-concerned friend

"i know man, that is some blue bunny bullshit right there"

-other concerned friend
by schlawesomeness February 22, 2011
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bullshit

1. An obvious lie
2. A game, in which at least 3 players, pref. 4 or more participate. Each player is dealt as close to the same amount of the deck as possible. The players then take turns laying one or more cards of the same rank down. The rank increases as the play goes around. For example, 4 players are playing. Player 1 lays down 2 Aces, player 2 lays down 3 twos, player 3 lays down 1 three. Player two, however, believes player 3 had no threes, and calls out "bullshit". Player 3, in fact, had not laid down a three, but a king. Player 3 must pick up the cards laid down thus far. Had player two been wrong, he would have had to pick those cards up. Player four then lays down 2 fours, and the play continues until every player but one is rid of their cards. The first out wins, second is second place, etc.
1. "So then I met Bill Gates and he gave me 2 billion dollars..."
2. "I'm bored. Wanna play BS?"
"Sure, why not?"
by John Hoffman May 13, 2005
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bullshit call

1. In sports when a referee makes a bad call.
2. The resulting chant of such a call at a hockey game.
Referee: High-sticking; 2 minute penalty.
Irate fan: Bullshit call!
Crowd: B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T BULLSHIT!!
by Lupin_IV September 21, 2007
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Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com
Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.
by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004
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Ballzheimer's Disease

A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.
"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."

I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.
by Imef October 12, 2010
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