Buffet of Marijuana. Copius amounts of cannabis. Usually used to describe a bowl, joint or blunt of different strains of the Cannabis Sativa and Indica plants.

Max: Hey, Matt! Would you like to try this weed buffet? It has strawberry cough on the left and Ricki's quote, un-quote "Piff"!
Matt: Gee WOULD I!
Tia: Peace BABY!

weed buffet by Max Harris December 26, 2007

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Seagull Buffet

When a guy had sex with a girl outside in public then straps her to the grounds and cum's all over her pussy then leaves and let's the seagulls go and have a buffet.

"Yo i was banging this chick in the park then i gave her the seagull buffet."

Seagull Buffet by #A5-35 October 25, 2006

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Old Country Buffet

the act of sexually eating out a prostitute when the Man or Woman vomits in the vagina of the prostitute, and continues eating her out.

Originates from collage students at University of Tampa FL.

Made famous by a underground rap group called E.C.E.

that guy was so passed out drunk last night that he preformed an "Old Country Buffet" on that slut

Old Country Buffet by Kris-Co E.C.E Rapper October 4, 2010

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Lo Mein Buffet

When a man stuffs feces into the vagina and anus of his partner, has sexual intercourse with both orifices, and transmits HIV to the unknowing partner whose orifices are filled with shit.

Dude, Zachary totally gave that fat stripper the Lo Mein Buffet last night. Wait till that bitch finds out she's got AIDS, that's gonna be fuckin hilarious!

Lo Mein Buffet by Dick Slap Death February 4, 2010

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