bruce 

a liar; a fraud

Watch out, that bruce is gonna rip you off!

bruce by floridamike September 29, 2012

bruce leeroy 

basically going ape shit crazy bruce lee style, except in a black (notice its spelled "Leeroy" not Liroy)

Imma 'bout to go Bruce Leeroy on yo ass!

bruce leeroy by truth {906} August 22, 2007

Brucellent 

Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind. But better than that. Cause, like, measured by the standard of Bruce, everything else is el lame-o.

"Man, Bruce sure is Brucellent." "Heck yes he is!" "Check it!"

Brucellent by Bruce March 29, 2005

Bruce's Dick

THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

Bruce's Dick by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018

Shake hands with Bruce Willis 

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

Shake hands with Bruce Willis by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

Bruce 

A very nice guy with a huge penis he has a very good sense of humor and keeps women laughing but the laughing stops when he pulls out that very huge penis

"Bruce you are cool and all but, where u think you're going to put that huge penis?"

Bruce by Real man 72 April 26, 2017

Bryced

The act of getting so drunk/high that you are past the point of being belligerent. People also refer to you as "that guy."

Dude I don't want to get drunk tonight; I wanna get bryced!

Bryced by Matt and Zach March 30, 2008