Brown Marble 

An inordinately large Dingleberry.

Braaaahhhh I need your pocket knife.

Why?

Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.

Brown Marble by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

Brown Trumped 

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

Brown Trumped by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020

Mordecai Brown 

Once a famous baseball pitcher with 3 fingers is now used as a way that a person sexually satisfies someone through some method of penetration them using a 3 finger method.

I gave her the Mordecai Brown and she moaned in ecstasy.

Mordecai Brown by Vegnia Hurts February 3, 2021

except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.

nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown

except chris brown by itexistdoesitnot December 14, 2009

Puerto Rican Bobby Brown

Hardest working Mexican in Estonia. Kind of looks like Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.
Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!

Did you see that hard working Mexican guy?
Yeah, he really does look a Puerto Rican Bobby Brown.

Puerto Rican Bobby Brown by OfficePancake24 January 6, 2019

blowin’ birthday brown 

Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.

I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.

blowin’ birthday brown by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

Golden brown 

1.Hit song from the '80s by the Stranglers, has caused arguably some of the greatest arguments in history over it's actual meaning, although it is commonly accepted to mean def.2.

2.Heroin.

Ex1:I'm telling you, that song was about TOAST!
Ex2:Mmmmm...Golden brown...

Golden brown by Pres'tWick December 31, 2007