Brown ButterFly 

It's the cousin of "tossin a salad". Instead of using your tongue to stimulate an anus, you use your eyelashes like a butterfly kiss. bananus

Sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown butterfly was in effect I would shit in her eye upon opening. I let her know I have control of my anus by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.

Brown ButterFly by R2RO April 25, 2013

brown cow stunning 

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.

person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!

brown cow stunning by lizzi fuentes July 20, 2018

Brown Lasso 

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.

Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.

Brown Lasso by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

brown shirt 

Soldiers in Hitler's storm trooper army, SA during the Nazi regime. They were called this because of the colored shirts they wore.
To call someone a brown shirt is to call them a Nazi soldier, usually hinting that they oppose human rights or freedom. This is a very serious insult, and in forums is used to Flame someone.

Hitler used many different forces to accomplish his goals when he rose to power. One of these forces were the SA, or Storm Troopers. The SA soldiers were called Brown Shirts.

"I don't like how that guy disagrees with my philosophy on <idea>. I'm going to call him a Brown Shirt so people associate him with Nazis, and his ideas are disregarded."

brown shirt by Bigscarymonster November 21, 2006

brown batter 

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

brown batter by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Brown Bishop 

When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops

Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.

Brown Bishop by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009