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chelsea breakfast

oral sex performed by a man on a man in the morning
Pepe' gave Brian some good old fashioned chelsea breakfast.
by josh28 April 4, 2009
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Momma's Pancake Breakfast

The best meal that Cracker Barrel has to offer. If you go to Cracker Barrel and don't order this, then you're missing out. Equally tasty at breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Comes with three large buttermilk pancakes, syrup, a side of bacon or sausage, and a side of eggs cooked just the way you like them.
Person 1: "Boy I sure do love Cracker Barrel. What are you gonna order?"
Person 2: "Isn't it obvious? Momma's Pancake Breakfast."
by gatorchamp1 January 17, 2010
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Grand Slam Breakfast

Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.
Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Osoyoos breakfast roll

(oh-SOY-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.
Dan drank a little too much and left the maids an Osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn
by noah v July 6, 2007
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from asshole to breakfast

To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.
"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"

(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).

"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"

When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"
by *K8E* November 22, 2006
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Breakfast Pussy

When you eat a girl out in the morning, after the pussy has had all night to just sit there and be...well nasty.
"Dude, I ate out my girlfriend this morning...take my advice and NEVER do it. Breakfast pussy is disgusting.
by MusikManLP7 January 5, 2010
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Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.
Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.
by foug March 25, 2003
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