Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

Brass Monkey

That funky monkey

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey

by anonymous May 21, 2024

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

Brass Monkey

that funky money

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024

Kick Brass

To Kick Ass

Its time to kick brass and take names!

by UrbanFreedomFran July 27, 2023

brass

J. Terry your mum is a brass!
Give her a quid, she'll lick your arse!

Brass is a prostitute

by edgorson November 18, 2018