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Brandon

A person that smokes too much pot and is permanently stoned
by Granted June 1, 2011
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Brandon

A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK
Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!
by ILikeTheTasteOfRevenge November 4, 2018
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Brandon

A bitch ass, punk ass, ho ass, trick ass, fuckboy ass, pillowmunching ass, weed wasting ass, Boy Scout ass, poser ass, motherfucker. He'll be all big behind your back but he'll shit his pants at the slightest sign of danger, he loves getting fucked up the ass by dogs and guzzles cum by the gallon
Ewwww why does it smell like dried cum? Oh that's right, Brandon's here
by Nonewniggas February 24, 2015
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Brandon

Very intellectual but is very annoying too, he will make you feel like shit. He is very contained but rarely he does go into a breakdown mode.
by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 13, 2017
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Brandon

The biggest asshole and TRY HARD you will ever meet.
OMG he is such a Brandon, I hate that kid.
by whycantwebefriends September 3, 2014
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Brandon

An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.
Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.
by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010
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Brandon

Not smart as fuck very retarded watch Pornhub
Brandon you are the the fuck tard I luv. <3
by Brandon Rus September 12, 2016
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