Ball Buffer

A Really Funny Word To Say!

"Ya Ball-Buffin' Faggot Cock Sucker!"

Look Up^

by Josh June 8, 2004

buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!

you are hung like buffer

by jeffrey1234567 September 21, 2005

bethlehem boffer boot

singular of sandals often worn in the arid parts of the Middle East.

"get the drinks in Jonno, I've got a mouth on me like a Bethlehem boffer boot!"

by angry bry February 27, 2009

Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.

Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!

by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013

Buffered Airdodge

"Buffered Airdodge" is a John used by salty Super Smash Bros Melee players when they go to input a tech but accidentally airdodge as they fall off the stage, resulting in an SD.

Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.

"Bro! I Buffered Airdodge that! Ugh, I didnt' even tech that, what the heck?"

by MeleeRedox July 3, 2018

Bufferific

An Internet video that due to one reason or another takes an overwhelming amount of time to load, buffers at least a million times, or gets stuck in unending loading.

"Dude, I just want to watch this video but it's taking forever!"
"Why is this website so bufferific?"

by Weofparadigm April 28, 2010

buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her

Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.

by That one guy and me July 12, 2010