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Butting Heads

When you want to give your bro a high five or handshake, but he has Coronavirus, so you knock dicks together instead.
Bro 1: I went to high five my bro on his successful penis enlargement surgery the other day, but he had Coronavirus.
Bro 2: What did you do?
Bro 1: We decided butting heads would be safer.
by Handle_this_D March 9, 2020
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Rose butting

Where you're anus opens as big as a rose
1.I can feel my anus rose butting while I shit 2. Daddy I'm rose butting just for you so slide it in
by Emmuxbfzk blair May 17, 2018
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batting for the other side

batty-boy, dyke, rug-muncher, brown-eye lover, knob-jockey, jobby jabber, gay, lesbian, poof, list is endless............
charlie:"man that guy's lookin at me"
peter:"maybe he's batting for the other side?"
by charlie-boy July 15, 2004
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bomting

an expressoin wen someone thinks something is good, or just a random phrase used wen bored.
1.you bomting
2.bomting bomting bomting
3. thats well bomting
by tim & jess September 8, 2005
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"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.
A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!
by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009
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motor boating

When a dog or cat sits and drags its rear end with its front legs to either scrape off feces or relieve their impacted anal glands. see also boot scoot
We all laughed at Fluffy's motor boating but Steve was not so happy when it left streaks on his carpet.
by MrPue May 6, 2005
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Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.
"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"
by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009
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