bonk

when the bonk patrol fight the horny

1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"

by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021

bonk bonk

1. Crazy
2. Get knocked tf out

1. You don’t want any part of her. She’s bonk bonk.
2. Dude got hit so hard he went bonk bonk.

by Waxnsteel December 6, 2023

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

bonk

Another word relating to having sexual intercourse with someone.

“Hey bro do you wanna bonk?”
“hell yeah”

by paeu January 31, 2020

bonk

shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads

bonk is a retard compared to wogs

by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020

bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 12, 2022

bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018