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mario bottler

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.
I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!
by Will Millinship December 14, 2008
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Jalapeno Bottle Cap

When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.
To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.
by pepperpiper April 9, 2015
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plastic bottle

A skinny girl whos had so many plastic surgeries that people thinks shes made out of literal plastic
Amy is suuuch a plastic bottle amirite
by pepsiman101 January 25, 2019
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Bottle Soccer

A Pre-Track & Field practice activity the long distance runners of Riverhead High School partake in. Bottle Soccer is STRICTLY a Track activity, it is not allowed to be played before Cross Country (pure tradition).

The rules are very complicated:

-Bottle Soccer is played with a water bottle filled 1/4-1/2 with water or what ever liquid is available.

-Similar to soccer in that you must kick (in this case) the water bottle into your opponents goal.

-The game is started with the "drop", where the bottle is dropped in the center of the field. The bottle MUST hit the ground before one kicks it.

-Once the bottle is dropped, the game is in session. It is completely legal to push and shove your opponents.... In fact, it is suggested.

-There are no sidelines

-If the bottle is kicked passed the goal line, but not between the two goal-post lines, the opposing team gets to throw the bottle in. The bottle must land BEFORE the center box for it to be legal.

- If the bottle goes above your knees, it is legal to hit the bottle with your hand, but you can't catch it/hold it (ever been hit in the nuts with a water bottle?).

-If the bottle passes the goal line ABOVE the goalies knees, it does not count as a goal, and a throw in takes place.

-Once the track warm up begins, the game is over and who ever scored the most goals is pronounced the winner.

-Teams are final, and are rarely subject to change.
We totally kicked your ass in bottle soccer today.
by RobertM. June 18, 2009
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D-Bottle

Males that frequently exhibit douche bag-like qualities.
That guy Dave pisses me off. He's such a D-Bottle.
by Awkward 8th Grader March 9, 2009
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Bottle Up

The act of getting smashed (totally drunk)
Let's Bottle up!
Oh my god, i bottled up heavy last night!!!
by alcauxholic October 24, 2010
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Bootlegacy

This is what results when a local distributor of bootleg DVD's, CD's and other items becomes successful.
Last month James began selling bootleg CD's and movies down on the corner. Now it seems like everyone I know owns at least a couple bootleg movies that they bought from him. Unfortunately, he was arrested last month and Viacom pressed charges. Even though he is in jail and we will not see him for a long time, his bootlegacy lives on due to the large quantity of bootleg movies available to watch.
by jstephens4 December 16, 2009
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