blasting

When someone gets extremely emotional & overreactive, & spams lots of emotionally-fuelled messages, usually featuring manipulative tactics such as self-pitying & guilt tripping, as a panic response.
Sometimes, these messages will feature stabbing .

Girlfriends usually do this when their boyfriend needs space & they do not understand this.

Bébé: just... calm down
Moi: Do you even love me?
Do you even care???
What is wrong with you???
I try so hard, you know
What do you do in this relationship?
Do you even recognise my efforts????
God you're so selfish
Bébé: can you please stop being dramatic & stop blasting me

by Killossal September 29, 2017

blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

Jabba blasting

(n.) the act of pursuing women of large proportions for the purposes of sexual intercourse;(v.) to have sex with a woman who is large like Jabba the Hut

The men donned their finest shirts to the all-you-can eat buffet in hopes of successful Jabba blasting; he gave himself a hernia after a night of Jabba blasting the pie eating contest champion

by Sir Michael McEwan May 10, 2008

Urban boosting

The act of writing a definition for Urban Dicitionary and then becoming an editor and publishing your own defintions. And usually not publishing anyones elses, then leaving to go play tiddlewinks with your little brother. Oh yeah and its usually for words that the person just made up and just want to see published for themselves.

My friend, hunydory, wrote a definition for sirysuk, but it was really dum and he is the only one dum enuf to use it so it got rejected like 12 times until he went urban boosting and published it himself.

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

Headphone Blasting

An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.

"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"

"Yeah!"

by TruthWithinLies April 17, 2010

Dilly Blasting

Dilly Blasting- Eating out the asshole

I was dilly blasting that slut

by the dilly blaster May 16, 2010