blueberry

a blackberry phone that is literally a worthless piece of shit.

person one: "wow! i didnt know you had a blackberry!"
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."

by ineedanewphone December 13, 2009

blueberry picker

A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.

A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".

Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!

by somanking June 10, 2011

Blueberry

He is the shortesttttt of all the boys. Though he is without a doubt the best at making funny’s. He may not know when to draw the line yet he can somehow gets away with it. He does the majority of the flaming but it’s all in good fun, right?

Wowww, everyone wants to be Blueberry’s friend!!

by knox(y) March 29, 2022

blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Blueberry Jam

When a girl has a Blue Waffle and gets wet, then that liquid tends to have a different color than normal fluid, it's turns a blue-red color which is called Blueberry Jam.

Girl: Uh Uh Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Boy:What The Hell is that!
Girl: It's Blueberry Jam

by HeyItsMeBro October 8, 2011

BlueBird

A bird which is blue and is a singer

Hey is that the famous bluebird???

by BirbTheThird March 7, 2019

Fricken blueberry

Someone who did something stupid and can't insult people properly so they resort to calling people a food name: "You look like a can of miracle whip."

Used to mock them for their dumb insults

Jeff: "Bro, you look like a french toast stick."
Bob: "Find less retarded insults you fricken blueberry."

by VerySoSpooky April 27, 2017