verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.

Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"

by b0ses December 4, 2022

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021

Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.

Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!

by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024

blue balls

gay ass retard monkey with large head and small body

Blue balls is being held hostage

by blueballshater100 March 12, 2023

chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017