Cum Bucket

1. A hoe that after she dumps you goes and fucks everyone of your friends then your dad because all she likes is fresh cum in her ass just like when your little sister finds out she likes dick.
2. Could also be a bucket that all your friends cum in for 2 months then dump it on the cum bucket that fucked all your friends.

Friend 1: "hey u know that girl i was dating last week? ya well turns out she's a cum bucket cause she broke up with me then fucked all six of my friends."
Friend 2: "That sucks man. She's great at sex though dude i did her good."
Friend 1: "well as long as u went 100% i guess it's okay..."

by Professor Cockermcblockerson June 8, 2018

Acting Bucket

When you’re trying to discuss something and the person loosing the argument insults you personally, with weak points, opinions or lies.

I told Jason I thought Hannah was ugly and he started acting bucket about it

by resident215 February 6, 2020

hold unto your buckets

Same as "hold on to your hat", meaning that you should anticipate what is to come, because it will be very great, magical, frightening, etc.

First used by Tobuscus on his Twitter when announcing he is uploading a new song.

(tweet from Jan 25:)

"uploading a guitar song to Tobuscus. hold unto your buckets"

by harvesterboy June 12, 2013

sixteen horses in a bucket

A phrase that doesn't mean anything in particular.

Used by Tobuscus during some of his Lazy Vlogs when he is walking through a busy place in public and doesn't want people to know he is vlogging. Because he vlogs with his iPhone, he just puts it to his ear and pretends he is talking to his mom on the phone and uses the phrase.

In a similar way, while he was in college, he used the phrase Probably Monday.

Tobuscus during a Lazy Vlog:

"There are a lot of people here, shh, shhh... (Puts his phone to his ear) Hey mom? Yeah? How many? Sixteen! Sixteen horses in a bucket? Alright... alright, I got it! I got it, sixteen---in one bucket, okay."

by harvesterboy June 12, 2013

New England Slop Bucket

After crapping, pissing, and ejaculating in a bucket and leaving it to mix for a month, it is used for dumping on a girl after intercourse.

After Zucker finished up... he took the New England Slop Bucket and dumped it on Grimace.

by Gotsussman32 March 15, 2008

Honey Bucket

A popular portable toilet option in the Northwest.

The festival Honey Buckets were so full of poo, no one could perform a Honey Blumpkin properly.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

bucket of bolts

a machine which is old run-down, or worn out

I don't want that bucket of bolts. I want a used car that is in good condition.

by Light Joker January 24, 2005