beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 1, 2011

Beer wings

The phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically impossible feats seem attainable. Often associated with the phrases "Hey, watch this!" and "Dude, check this out."

Man 1: "Hey, what's Brian doing on the roof?"
Man 2: "He's going to try doing a back flip into the pool..."
Man 1 & 2: "Beer wings."

by Reelbigbear May 7, 2011

Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!

Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?

by Juliusaeneas November 7, 2011

Beer Pack

1. (noun) An old backpack you have that used to be your backpack for school 4 years ago, but since you got a new one, it is used only for transporting beer or other alcoholic beverages. Used by many people who walk places to go drink and can't afford the money for a cab and don't have a friend willing to drive them.

1. Dude this was my school backpack during 7th grade but now since I got a new one, this is my designated beer pack.

by Bigchedda January 18, 2010

Zoom Beers

The act of grabbing beers with your friends in 2020 when everyone is in lockdown due to Coronavirus Covid 19.

Fella's, been a while! Free for some Zoom Beers tonight? Let's drink some cold ones together and catch up.

by ZFS900 March 12, 2020

Beer tax

What you yell before stealing a sip of someone's beer. Yelling this makes it ok.

I was thirsty so I just grabbed the beer out of her hand and pounded it. It's all good tho I called beer tax.

by Yeezy McFly November 25, 2011

Beer to the ear

A sly prank for when your friends are passed out; consists of pouring portions of beer into an unsuspecting, (often unconscious) victim's ear.

Coined at the 2010 Cavendish Beach Festival.

Cavendish, Newfoundland, Canada.

blake: *passed out*

dylan: beer to the ear?

ian: hells yeah.

by Stampitch March 15, 2011