Dumb Beaver

When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.

Crystal is a Dumb Beaver, due to the fact that she is a monkeys sperm dumpster.

by The Sexy 1 August 12, 2012

beaver shark

A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.

"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"

by Vector Burger August 4, 2009

beaver boys

Males who wear tight white clothing and whose main diet consists of shrimp and white whine. Usually seen dancing in clubs doing their famous move, the beaver bounce. Also seen prowling on women at the beach.

Guy 1: Did you see those beaver boys dancing at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude i joined in and beaver bounced all night, hey wheres all the shrimp?

by omginbd May 29, 2008

Eager Beaver

Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.

Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!

by morningtea May 4, 2007

Beaver Diva

A woman who needs her lover's undivided attention with regards to oral sex; just lying there, barking directional orders as if she was a 'sat nav'.

"Listen, love: I love you and all, but I can't breathe through my fuckin' ears. Stop being such a Beaver Diva"

by Matt & Annie January 13, 2009

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

Beaver Sleepover

when two or more women with extremely hairy vaginas sleep together naked

Sarah and Janet are going to the beaver sleepover at Marisa's house.

by Arad01234 March 4, 2011