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Take my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
by sexual napalm July 12, 2010
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Long Beach

Without a doubt the sweetest city in the World! Long Beach is in Los Angeles County and it by far exceeds it's reputation....People born and raised in Long Beach are the Best People I have ever met....
Where are you From?
I'm from the dope ass town of Long Beach!
by bonners July 3, 2008
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boynton beach

Boynton Beach is where there was a mall shooting on December 24th 2006. It was all over the news.
Yeah man, he got shot in Boynton Beach over gang related shit.
by Johnson561 December 31, 2006
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Miami Beach Senior High

The worst school imaginable filled with crack heads and wiggers
"i hope your not Miami Beach Senior High trash, are you?"
by Ms. Rodriguez August 4, 2019
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cocoa beach high school

a school with many potheads and surfers, no fights, and everyone loves dennis. the school always floods, theres no drama, and everyones pretty chill. most grads stay in cocoa beach and go to bcc while partying with kids still in high school
at a party...
first guy- hey didnt you graduate from cocoa beach high school a few years ago?
second guy- yeah man!
first guy- what you doing now?
second guy- bcc and partying with the high schoolers!
by cb12surfer March 19, 2010
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ponte vedra beach

Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, is a small resort town in Northeast Florida. It is the wealthiest community in Florida north of Orlando. All Ponte Vedrans appreciate the finer things in life: German cars, fine AAA Five Diamond rated resorts (Ponte Vedra Inn and Club in particular), golf carts, country clubs, the beach, Lacoste, popped collars, and most importantly, being a sexy bitch. It was ranked the #1 place to live in Florida by Money magazine and is home to the world renowned TPC PGA Tour.
Wow, that's the most beautiful house I've ever seen. We must be in Ponte Vedra Beach.
by 32082 January 25, 2006
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beach

you son of a beach!
by EMMIEizHURR May 1, 2010
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